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In order to become a member of BENSA International, you must complete a grueling exam — the Bacon BENSA Intelligence Test, also known as the Bacon B.I.T. Good luck!
 
   
  
   
  
  
            
    Bacon BENSA Intelligence Test (Bacon B.I.T.)
    
        
        Welcome to the Bacon BENSA Intelligence Test, a challenging test of your knowledge about bacon that determines whether you can meet our formidable standards. Answer the four questions below and then select the "Get Results" button to instantly learn whether you qualify for membership in the elite, exclusive society of Bensans.    
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              Question 1
Bacon is a cured meat from the belly of what animal? WeaselHint: Weasels lack the necessary body fat for bacon, but they make darned good lunch meat.
MosquitoHint: Think bigger.
RhinocerousHint: Little known trivia fact:  Rhino hide makes excellent jerky.
Pig
Question 2
The primary ingredients in a BLT sandwich are bread, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato  and what? BeerHint: Great idea, but it made the bread soggy. 
BuffaloHint: Indians tried this, but the buffalo charged whenever they tried to spread it with mayonnaise.
Bacon
Buckminster FullerHint: Little known trivia fact:  Buckminster Fuller created a crunchahedral geodesic dome from 260 strips of crispy bacon at the 1967 World's Fair in Montreal.
Question 3
The adjective most associated with well-cooked bacon is what? FuzzyHint: Only in Oscar Madison's refrigerator, before he moved in with Felix. 
Crunchy
LethargicHint: Feeling depressed? Many psychiatrists now prescribe Bacon instead of Prozac; ask your doctor, and see if Bacon is right for you. 
NimbleHint: Helpful tip:  Unless you are very nimble, never fry bacon naked. 
Question 4
BENSA International is the exclusive society for enthusiasts of what? Bieber FeverHint: Little known trivia: When asked what he would do if he had to choose between giving up bacon or cutting his hair, Justin Bieber reportedly said, "Bring on the scissors!" 
Ball Peen HammersHint: Little known trivia:  Members of the Ball Peen Hammers Lovers Society are affectionately known as BalPeHamLos.
BrouhahasHint: Don't run out of bacon-wrapped scallop appetizers during your next party, or you'll have one of these on your hands. 
Bacon
                
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